Or leaks from the Palisade's nuclear plant, or sludge dumped in from the refineries in Gary, or toxic coke from the Koch Brothers, or yeah, algae blooms. More zebra mussels ought to clean that right up! »
Bey has more skills in her finger than the three of those Bang Bang girls put together. They are mediocre singers and none of them can dance. Minaj is known primarily for the girth of her bottom and her fondness for being near crotch shots. Talent! Youth! »
Why is fat the lowest form of humor? No jokes on the overweight, but maybe it's okay if we poke fun at those who are balding, or short, or those with a cleft palette. Would laughing at a lisp be a higher form of "humour?"
Actually, I think it's okay to laugh at the fatties. Most (not all, but most) of the obese got… »
She looked great, as compared to Demi L. and Kim K., who both were dressed up as boob display cases. »
While you pansies are busy boiling your syrup over a hot flame, I'll be cracking open my ice-cold Coors. »
Way back in 2010, I read an article, I think it was on Gawker, that showed a leaked doc from Fox leadership to the reporters. It said that the ACA must be referred to as "Obamacare." If using the full CA title, it must be proceeded by "so-called."
It was great because it illustrated the power of language. I tried… »
He should totally use this to his advantage. PSA, yo! "I was teased because I have a disability. It hurt, and I was embarrassed, and I don't want anyone else to feel that pain. I may be a boxer, but I only fight fair—I'm not a bully." National Center for Literacy, call up Floyd! »
I love to watch the 1970's episodes with my kids. The new ones SUCK! Velma and Daphne are boy-crazy about Shaggy and Fred. It's less about solving mysteries, and more about "Oh, why won't he love me?" I refuse to watch. »
"It has a lot to do with Nick's career choices. He does not have to work, but he's been throwing himself into gigs and projects."
Kudos to Nick! His attention-whore wife wanted to keep her sweet precious Nick in her gilded prison, citing, "He doesn't need to work." Mariah and her millions will take care of him. He… »
Nope, you're the asshole. Some of the bravest individuals in the world are journalists, and I'll remind you that one of them just got his head cut off. Who took down Nixon? A fucking journalist. Hell, who took down Detroit's Kwame Kilpatrick? Free Press heroes with the power of their pen. You suck! Go be smug on… »