The Sci babe is totally wrong. I DO care what’s in the food I feed my brood. I do. It’s just that the kids are starving, and I don’t have all the ingredients (or the time)to whip up a homemade spread. »
YES! That’s the way they do it in Mobile. First the white parade with a white king and queen. Then, the whole parade goes to another block, and there is a black king and queen. It’s crazy! »
In the past month, I’ve been invited to four Norwex parties. Norwex is the new 31. Oddly enough, there are now jean parties as well. Yes, pants! Pants and fake eyelash parties. The latest party business is essential oils. Now, most parties offer at least one item at a $20 price point. The oils package starts at $150.… »
Just to clarify, God has not forsaken Dubuque. I can attest that their gym floors are awesome. Dubuque is a great little town. It has the most bars per capita in the nation—and the town is super clean and tidy. »
Seriously! She needs to get over herself. It’s like she never developed into an adult. The drugs stunted her growth. She’s middle-aged with the personality of a tween. »
Wut? David? I have a total crush on David. Ever since he told someone how common it is for Canadian Italians to have a second kitchen in the basement, I’ve wanted to know more…How does he know so much about Italians in Canada? Does he have a second kitchen? Hmmm! »
Our reception venue decided to asphalt the parking lot the morning of our wedding. I stepped out of the car and into black tar. The whole bottom of my dress was black and goopy. I was too drunk to care. I bustled it up and kept on dancing. »
Spoken like a postpartum mom. After 8 months of elastic waistbands, it's tough to go back to a button. »
I know of so many women who struggled to nurse, and we all thought something was wrong with us. It's a horrible situation. Baby is crying and under-nourished. Mom is exhausted. The lactation consultants make us feel like failures, and formula is seen as a less-than option, something for "those other types" of… »
My parents smoked in the house, and they put whiskey on my gums when I was teething. Now, I'm getting shamed because I give my children apple juice and chocolate milk.
Really? You have nothing better to do than juice-shame some well-meaning parents.